Annalise Green slays dragons with lasers. She writes and reads stories that capture the imagination, tag the sucker and then release it back into the wild to loom under children's beds and kill curious cats. Her muse would be Calliope the Greek Muse of Epic Poetry because both ladies appreciate the TRULY EPIC. Hobbies include, but are not exclusive to, writing about herself in present tense third person. Most importantly, she loves monkeys and hates moths.