a:1:{s:5:"entry";a:1:{i:0;a:12:{s:2:"id";s:8:"16218476";s:4:"hash";s:32:"622c050f344e99707eb1323d340019b0";s:11:"requestHash";s:12:"awkwardeldon";s:10:"profileUrl";s:32:"http://gravatar.com/awkwardeldon";s:17:"preferredUsername";s:12:"awkwardeldon";s:12:"thumbnailUrl";s:61:"http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/622c050f344e99707eb1323d340019b0";s:6:"photos";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:61:"http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/622c050f344e99707eb1323d340019b0";s:4:"type";s:9:"thumbnail";}}s:4:"name";a:3:{s:9:"givenName";s:7:"Patrick";s:10:"familyName";s:8:"O'Rourke";s:9:"formatted";s:16:"Patrick O'Rourke";}s:11:"displayName";s:5:"Eldon";s:7:"aboutMe";s:911:"My name is Patrick. I’m often called Patch, Paddy and extremely awkward. I sometimes like to pretend I’m black, but I’m quickly reminded that I’m whiter than Casper. However that doesn’t stop me from showing off that I know almost every lyric to every Nicki Minaj song out there.

I’m also tall and thin, but I find mostly that Gumby has a better body than me. My attempts to tone up at the gym are often sabotaged by my love for fat and salt.

I have a twitter account but nobody ever talks to me, and I’m convinced that because I follow characters from The Office that we’re all really good friends. You can say I’m wrong about that but I can promise you all you’ll gain from that is a swimming pool in your back yard full of my salty tears.

I’ve found that if I make fun of myself before others get the chance to (and let’s face it, it’s inevitable), it’s easier to hide my pain.";s:15:"currentLocation";s:10:"Austin, Tx";s:4:"urls";a:2:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:36:"http://www.facebook.com/awkwardeldon";s:5:"title";s:17:"Our Facebook Page";}i:1;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:33:"http://twitter.com/#!/EldonTweets";s:5:"title";s:16:"Our Twitter Page";}}}}}