I believe that my unique combination of education, ability and experience would be a real asset to your company, in any capacity that…
Wait a minute – this isn’t a résumé, it’s a profile – I’m sorry, I was confused for a moment.
In that case, I’ll just say that I live in the beautiful desert Southwest, I’m extremely happily married, I have everything I need and almost everything I want. Is that good enough?
And one more thing… I probably wouldn’t be much of an asset to your company.