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NOTE:Now that our unelected, undemocratic, dangerous, totalitarian Prime Minister, his whole poxy Government and the entire Labour Party have been sent into oblivion to burn along with his 'Amoral Compass' and his corrupt 'Presbyterian Conscience' in the Eternal Fires of Hell, it's time to let Pinko Dave and his Brokeback Coalition have both barrels. Well, that or a few pints and a good natter with my mates down the pub!
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