Bill is an author and improvisational actor. He also works for a fine company that lets him fix problems and say sarcastic things to people. Some of Bill's stories and essays appear at Infinite Monkeys Publishing (www.infinite-monkeys-pub.com). He performs improv in the Dallas area with the Motley Players III and at Scarborough Renaissance Festival. He's had particularly fine success using the term "shuttlecock malfunction" in his performances. Bill and his wife have enjoyed one another's company for 21 years. Next year they plan to put aside their worldly possessions and ascend to the next level of consciousness, or possibly plant some tomatoes. It's hard to say for certain.