When people ask what my problem is, I tell them the following:
"When I was five, I became obsessed with the bad girl rock band from the cartoon 'Jem' - The Misfits. They had the dyed hair, the authority issues, and the aggressive music. It was hot. Yeah, I was five, but some things are just obvious. I couldn't fathom how anyone could be more attracted to the hero, Jem, or her music. I STILL don't. Deduce from that what you will."