1.) I like socks. I wear outrageous socks that never match my clothes. Sorry GQ.
2.) No matter what kind of diet I’m on, if you put a plate of BBQ chicken in front of me I will eat it. I’ll probably eat yours too.
3.) I wear bow-ties. Often.
4.) I’m from Kentucky. I worked on my grandparents’ tobacco farms and love going to horse races. And I like boys.
5.) As a child, I learned in church that Jesus doesn’t let liars into the pearly gates of heaven. I figure I can have as much fun as I want as long as I don’t lie about it.
Finally, as the great prophets of Coldplay sang, “God gave me style and gave me grace. God put a smile upon my face.”