I might be strange (maybe a little odd) but people seem to like me, even when I'm a sod.
Soon to be mother (I know- oh dear...) what will happen, if I press this here?
Just a few spewings about my life. I know, how boring, I have so little strife.
So read all you like, or whatever you dare. Oh, damn I forgot to wipe off the Nair...
Yes, that is the last bit of horrible Rhyming you will ever see from me again.