I curse. I drink. I do both often in front of small children and old ladies. I like sad love songs. I'm a shameless karaoke enthusiast. I would rather see humans in peril than animals. I buy wine based on how cool the label is. I love the smell of oatmeal and tarragon. I've seen Madonna in concert 4 times. I've seen MC Hammer in concert once. I can dance. I'm horribly irresponsible with money. I can't not stare up into a starry night sky or a full moon. I call my mom twice a week. I've never been arrested. I wish I took my college education more seriously. I don't smoke. I can't start the day without my coffee. I call my grandmother Nana. I have one tattoo. I don't snore. I vote. I'm a horrible housekeeper. I'm a decent cook. I live alone. I could only make it through chapter 5 of Moby Dick. I listen to NPR. I HATE NPR on-air pledge drives! I think abs are a little overrated. I can't justify spending $200 on a pair of jeans. I think it's a sin to walk on a beach with shoes on. I buy wine based on how cool the label is. I send postcards. I can speak just enough Spanish to get into or out of trouble. I believe in naps. I yell at inanimate objects. I'm a little afraid of drag queens.