Some folks have accused me of being too flippant when I should be serious, or being aloof when they want to talk about something important, or being vague & indifferent when they want straight answers..
...other peoples have said I cram my foot in my mouth and say whatever comes to my mind without thinking.
Yes, I have these gifts and would be happy to share them with you... for a nominal fee... but I'll probably only pay attention for a few minutes before I'm distracted again (and you wont get your money back).
Look... a raccoon...
I love photography. Black & white stills capture such deep emotion; closing off all outside distractions except for the subject. I hope to open an online store sometime this summer to sell my work.
I'm very outdoorsy. There's great satisfaction that comes from a hot summer day, a frosty pint of microbrewed amber, and an outdoor patio to sit at while making random conversations with people.
When I'm not being a lush, I'm most likely skinny dipping with the Amish. Though, sometimes the steam causes my fake beard to melt.
Other than that: I sincerely loathe describing myself in this medium. I do hope you occasionally find the humor in my words and realize that if I've offended you... then I win.
"Aloof, Vague, And Indifferent"
Hugs & Kisses.