Miss Jade has lived in the United States for almost 13 years. She was born in South Africa and ran around naked in the hot sun until she washed ashore on the east coast of Canada. She spent two wicked-awesome years in Toronto before moving to Portland, Oregon where she now cohabits with her Norse-God of a boyfriend and their human-Falcor-dog Oscar. She likes hyphenating words, soaking in tubs and owns more than 20 unfinished journals. Jade hears colors and sees music. She can choreograph an entire dance routine in her head. She finds libraries and words extremely erotic. Her dream one day is to be a published writer, create her own organic skincare line and mostly practice but on one or two occasions actually make beautiful babies with her man-partner.