Kai

I'm a cool, young alcoholic, which is the same as an old, crusty one, except that my high-born, elfish face is free of whiskey pocks and I do not habitually drink neat vodka with my morning shower. I am also a writer (as yet unpublished, but not for long!).

saltandcigarettes is about experiencing things for the first time.

Please, feel free to comment or write to me with any suggestions for exciting or interesting activities. I want to do as much as I can.

I must stipulate however, that even I have my limitations. I will not shit on anything, tattoo ed hardy on my face or insert toy dinosaurs into my rectum. This is a classy blog, not fucking jackass.

Other than that, happy reading!