kirkus

I'm a guy, with a lot to do!

...fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall......
Torque is how far you move it.

"...the fuel goes in there, through there and out there. . . the black turny thing on the back then goes round and round."

"I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait."

How do you improve a bacon sammich? More bacon.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and / I took the one less traveled by, / And now where the hell am I?

"Sometimes half-ass is exactly the right amount of ass."

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson