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loonybin0

820 S. Boylan Avenue Raleigh, North Carolina 27603-2176

I'm pretty finicky about identity, so you will probably never find out any actual personal details about me. Please do not take it personally if I don't reveal anything personal to you like my name. It may seem silly to you, but living in the age of complete transparency with Facebook and Twitter, I like to show that you can still remain a beneficial but anonymous entity. Livin' behind the shades is my style. You can ease your mind calling me Loony and not knowing my real name.

Professional Titles of interest:
Loony Bin nulla (the Zeroeth)
Sir Reginald Holmesly IV, Director Unanimous and Major Bureaucrat of the Frankenstein Order of Deviously Deceptive Exculpatory Rights (for convenience, this title is often abbreviated);
The One and Five-Eighths, former title holder of the "There can be only Two and a Third" award (hereafter referred to as the "slightly-above-midlander" award);
Finnie the Razz, otherwise called that-guy-whose-name-no-one-thought-important-enough-to-remember-including-the-guy-himself-thereby-resulting-in-him-making-up-one-with-no-significance-whatsoever.

Quotations of Interest:
"Look, my Chinese may not be so good, but that's only because I didn't get edumacated in one of them high-and-fancy offworld joints."
"Shell Beach? Yeah, just take your next right and then... uh... wait a minute...."

Loony Bin the Zeroeth
February 22, 1856 - December 4, 2010
820 South Boylan Avenue
Raleigh, NC 27699-3601
919-733-5540
Updated Feb. 2011

Note: I am not actually dead, the dates are just for my own reference.

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