I am Owliburd J. K. Magstretteran, the new ruler of this blog.
I am an owl. I live in the Owlix, a base very similar to Gru's base in the movie Despicable Me. Speaking of that, I'm thinking of suing Disney for copying my ideas. No, no, just kidding. I'm not actually thinking of doing that.
I am the ruler of the Punctuation Army. See my first post for a list of facts about myself. Click on the category named "Owliburd!" and you'll get to a list of all my posts. The last one on the list will be my first post.