Keepin' it hood and stayin' fresh to death since 1988, I've been unhealthily obsessed with sports since I can remember. From Palo Alto to Santa Barbara and now to Walnut Creek, the Giants and 49ers are my religion.
The torturous Giants recently gave me a heart arrhythmia. But they're also how I met my smokin' hot girlfriend. Then they won the World Series. Happily ever after. #FuckYeahShutUp
I live for the crack of the bat and the smell of garlic fries. And I love that Candlestick is a dump. I hope the Niners play their forever and never renovate it.
I hope this blog is comedic, current, informative and original. Feedback encourage. Be gentle.
Heroes include: Patrick Willis, Steve Young, Ricky Watters, Merton Hanks, Will Clark, Rob Nen/Brian Wilson, Tim Lincecum & Marvin Benard. Wait what?