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outlawmama
Chicago
I left law practice when I procreated, but I have no idea what's next. I think it's time to escort humor to a front row seat to the motherhood show. Here's your VIP pass. Here are the important facts:
Law degree: obtained;
Law practice: suspended indefinitely;
Legal pads: in a box in the garage;
Facials: never;
Massages: never enough;
Spinning: heart;
Yoga: want to heart;
Running: heart, but hurts my IT band;
Manicures: heart, but always feel shame for being so vain/trivial/shallow;
TV: Love/hate relationship;
Breastfeeding: Love it mostly, but hate the pressure and the politics around it;
Facebook: Love;
Twitter: Fear;
Blogging: Joy;
Real Housewives: No thank you;
Mad Men: Yes, please;
Politics: Very upsetting;
Politicians: Prefer the Real Housewives;
Designer jeans: if sold at Costco;
Mini-van: Proudly;
Alcohol: Not anymore;
Chocolate: Love/Hate;
Peppermints: Always love;
Gum: My most satisfying vice;
Cleaning: Not so much;
Decluttering: Spiritual experience;
Religion: Not opposed but haven't found place;
Spirituality: Craving more everyday;
Food Network: Yes;
HGTV: Yes, but less than Food Network;
Books: An early and enduring love;
Cooking: Working on it;
Technology: Love/hate;
Tapas: Mostly love;
Shopping: Yes please;
Texas: old home;
Chicago: roots growing deep.
