Mistress Polly Brunswick

I am Polly Brunswick and I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you all a little bit about me. I would not profess to tell you all about me- it would be impossible as I am an extraordinarily saucy and complicated character as you will gather if you continue further…and really, whether you just go with your instincts or deeply contemplate it, either way, how could you not? I never disappoint.

I am a graduate of both English Literature and Political Science and I am now gainfully employed as a respected (on most days!) editor at a major international publishing house, based mainly in London. In my short quarter century of time here, thus far I have exceeded expectations and excelled almost grotesquely in the academic and professional spheres, hence my lovely flat and gorgeous shoe collection. However, a lady of my intellectual calibre and all round scrumptiousness does need to keep herself challenged…and hence therefore my recent amblings into the realm of fetish photography and erotic literature.

I spend my days mostly very seriously - assessing the viability of submissions, liaising with authors, commissioning and editing manuscripts; notwithstanding the daily grammar debate, ordering lattes and having my shoes admired (Have I mentioned shoes already? Hmm). So working days are very word focussed, but alas I hear you cry, they are not my words.

And so that brings us to - why blog? Well dear readers (I think we are familiar enough now for terms of endearment), of course it is a tantalising, fascinating and terrifying medium, decentralising power, reinvigorating debate in a globalized world, challenging prejudices, blah, blah, blah…all this we already know most comprehensively. Oh no, it is not my intention to pontificate and intensify thoroughly mundane situations from my wearied existence nor bore you all to tears with my interpretation of the global political situation. Oh no.

My intentions frankly are of a most dangerous and disturbed nature. In truth, for all my Guardian crossword expertise and love of sub-Saharan literature and cultural theory (Really you ask? Oh yes indeed!) I am, deep down, a dirty, filthy, little exhibitionist who loves to show off my wares, incite cocks to hardness, taste juicy pussy, spank about, dress up, dress down and generally have a jolly fun time.

And whilst I can't promise I won't delve into those aforementioned vanilla topics upon occasion, my purpose here is to regularly publish stories, the sort of stories I can’t publish during my day job. And I look forward to discussing them with you if they aroused your interest and throw around some terribly enthralling ideas with you, as well as keeping you bang up-to-date about all my sordid goings on.

I am honest, intelligent, creative, passionate and universally acknowledged as practically perfect in every way...ok, clearly modesty is one of the traits I am not so blessed with! I love dressing up in my costumes and corsets and, as you have probably already noted, I have a very healthy shoe fetish and am always open to new experiences.

So what are you waiting for dear reader, do what you do best and I promise to reciprocate.

Polly xx