The harem's master

Author Bio
Name: R. B. Hatch will do for now.
Address: Welcome to Earth.
Age: Older than most, younger than some.
Sex: You sweet talker, you.
Hair: Some.
Eyes: Two.
Height: I can walk through a door without ducking.
Weight: Definitely not obese.
Occupation: Writer. Or retired. Your choice.
Identifying marks: Don't need 'em. My wife recognizes me.
Comment: Pretty little lake isn't it?