SRQ Jew

I'm a nice Jewish girl...in her 50s, so maybe not a girl anymore...with kids (2), dogs (4), parrots (3), turtle (1) and a husband. And a yen to go to rabbinic school. But there are still some unresolved issues that need ironing out -- when? where? how to pay? what about my terrific job with Technion? am I insane? etc.