Being able to write does not necessarily mean being able to write about one’s self without coming across like a complete narcissist. Recently I’ve written about such things as scaffolding, photocopiers, and window cleaning methods. I once wrote copy for a pornographic website, another time for a funeral directors; variety is the spice of life and as long as these two elements aren’t mixed, I’m sure we can all continue enjoying our lunch.
When it comes to writing about me however, well, there’s just so much to say. I write. I like social media. I love to make speeches. I’m okay at making tea - although if you’re not going to offer to make me one, I’d rather you didn’t ask. I also have some pretty great ideas in the middle of the night, but there’s far more to me than this.