These United States
Washington, DC and Lexington, KY
We’re Jesse, Robby, Tom, Justin, and Colin. We’re in a band. Some people love us. Others don’t. Soon the time will come for you to choose. We play lots of shows, a couple hundred a year since we started a few years ago. It’s all we do, really. We don’t pay rent anywhere, we don’t have health insurance, 88% of our socks have holes in them, and our teeth have not been professionally cleaned in a very
long time – though we all floss often, and thoroughly. You shouldn’t feel sorry for us – it’s a good life, if a hard one – you should just
Buy A Compact Disc Now. Maybe even better, come SEE us now. Live. In concert. As one. With you. United. We go a lot of places. Surely one of them is near enough, yeah?