Are you really angry, but you don't have time to rage properly? I'm here to help.
You tell me what to rage about, be vague or specific. If I don't know about the topic, I'll do (minimal) research. I will, in a (hopefully) timely fashion, post the rage here, in whatever form inspires me.
If you don't laugh, all you've wasted are a few keystrokes, and maybe some stress.