Author of quirky tween novel, THE ADVENTURES OF AUSTIN GIRL AND THE LEGEND OF DIABLO, for sale on Amazon, BandN.com & select indie bookstores. Dark Comedy Writer. Freelancer. Ham Prober. I'm your girlfriend stuck in too small a Ralph Lauren dress, arms flailing, begging you to rescue me. Follow my wacky adventures on my website. Follow me on Twitter: @CarrieCrain + on Facebook [at] http://www.facebook.com/carriecrainbooks. Also, buy my book!