Turn-ons: Puppies, commas in the right places, gorgonzola, smart insanity, the perfect adjective, world peace.
Turn-offs: Puppies, people who say "and stuff" after every sentence - or who don't put things back where they found them, tapioca, having my arms cut off with a chainsaw, getting up in the morning.
My Type: They have teeth, and at least understand what the word "deodorant" means.
My Hero: Anyone who can complete rational sentences. Or, rationally complete sentences. Or, complete sentences that are rational.
My Goal: To get to the place in life where I realize that "it doesn't make sense, so get over it already."