united states

Had a brief career working with pond scum in Hanford, CA. Spoke at an international conference about donating chess sets for no pay. A real dynamo when it comes to selling rubik's cubes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2007 marketing easy-bake-ovens for the government. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with soap scum in Edison, NJ. Won several awards for short selling human hair in Ocean City, NJ