I travelled solo to various countries and kept really bad diaries. I'm gradually transforming them into works of literature so I can give my grandchildren an obligatory read when I hit 90. I'm gunna be the cool grandma, unlike hypothetical nana Janice who buys the kids really expensive Christmas presents to outdo me and it's not fair because I don't have the money to compete and the kids are too young to comprehend materialism and how it sucks. My chronicles are way more valuable but I know that if they're decent people, they'll appreciate that more as they grow older and we can move on from there.
I'm currently on an adventure around Australia so I'll intermittently be throwing some memoirs out there whilst I work on bigger things.