I spin websites. www.pnarp.com is mine, all mine… all mine! It goes well with a bottle of cheese and some roasted spiders, and perhaps some screaming stars… and some lawn gnomes, too. Don’t forget the gnomes… you’ll be sorry if you do! Alyssa Milano not included, although Rory Calhoun might be if you ask nicely. Very nicely. My website, I write it steaming on my nose but it doesn’t care! Invidious lawn gnomes dancing on your face. Englebee Troobles launching themselves into space. Giant umbrellas painted paisley all over the place!