I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint...

DewBerry; pl. DewBerryz (n.) A mixture of Mountain Dew and strawberries; a perfect blend of the shapely, sweet wholesomeness that is a strawberry together with the spice, bubble, and energy of a refreshing Mountain Dew beverage.

"Taste the DewBerry- Spice up your life!"

I have a lot of isms. I believe in the world. I am in love with all things strawberry. I am an 18 year-old prodigy with a thousand skills and no talent. I will do something great, not for you, not for me, not for the world, not just to say I did, but just because I will. I'm a southern Californian health nut who never exercises and eats a lot of food. I am allergic to aerosol and paint. I like to draw, paint, read, write, listen to music, study culture and languages, and drink tea- all while I'm not dirtbiking, snowboarding, wrestling guys twice my size, running around barefoot, and painting my face with mud. I'm the best at being me, no contest. I don't believe a word of anything anyone says unless I was there. I like hearing your stories. I like telling mine. I want to go to Heaven just so I can relive the best days of my life so far and stop missing them so much. I am a bastard child. I am adopted. I am independently wealthy. I am taken. I am independent and free. I am in college. I am studying to do what I love. I have so much passion and yet I am so calm. I am not influenced by fads. I hate fans. I don't like eggplant. I'm generally a happy person. I don't like my job, I'm a retail slave who really has no use for fashion. I'm the most amazing me you can find. I enjoy the presence of people. I have plenty of friends. I don't know how people put up with me. Life is good. I think I'm done.