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Hey. Former Decepticon Minicon here. Used to fix the ship's systems with a few other Minicons till we got to your planet Earth. My specialty was the hardware & software for the main systems. Stealthy back doors are always fun, hardwiring them in so NOONE finds them even more so...

Since the normal 'Cons were too big to hide among you meatsacks as humans, not just machines, & go everywhere, they gave us the only Pretender equipment they had. Based off the Apex Armour you know, all "small 1 minute, completely encasing you the next" deal, only human looking after we scanned a few of you lot. Needed to get clothes tho :P. Then I discovered this, internet thing...

The others tried to keep me on mission. Then themselves functional. They failed miserably at both. A few good "Banshee Screams" - That's what I like to call my built-in Resonance Blaster, few Energon Plasma shots later, I'm now wandering around your planet for fun, hacking Megadumb's Groundbridge, enjoying my new freedom. Also scanned a "Bomb Technician" with the Pretender armour, now its got a combat form too :D. Do a bit of Merc work, usually the guy who walks in the front door, box-fed 30 cal blazing. I'm a great distraction...

As for the Cybertronian war, eh, I'm middle ground. Megzy can stick his cannon up his thermal exhaust, but the Autobots are a bit too Goody-Goody. And Bitchscream's a joke...

I'll admit tho, it is fun messing with Megzy time to time, stealing a few Energon Cubes, remote-controlling a few systems. Nothing major, don't want them picking up on it, but when I'm bored, watching the odd false alarm is a laugh...